ok begin.
You might be a photographer if you've ever stepped out mid shower to grab your camera...
k, now you go.
or if you'd rather you and a friend can reenact this mornings dialogue between me and Lu.
will be good times I tell ya.
(she/he who plays Lu must use a most pathetically tragic voice. She/he who plays me can use any voice but an Australian accent would be the preferred choice)
L: I need a drink of water, I feel like I might barf.
J: Are you going to be ok? Should I take you to the hospital?
L: I don't know. I've never had a paper cut before, I might have to get surgery or stitches.
J: I really don't think so. Would you like some toast?
L: I can't eat toast, thats the hand I eat with.
(sipping her water she uses all her fingers to grip except the one tragic finger, which of course sticks straight up.)
L: will this top of my finger fall off?
... insert defeated stares and blinks here ...
J: I'm quite positive it will.
:) see. good times, as promised.
