and not fake pineapples on sticks that the plantation workers use to decorate so it "looks" like a pineapple plantation :)
hahaha. Kinda like at dinner last sunday when he admitted to just now figuring out what they mean by half, three quarter, and full bath!
It's ok dad I asked the guy at Mi Amigos what the heck a green onion was!
seriously people their called scallions!
Anyhoo, when we were there we went in their little maze... which I think it's a cruel joke they play on unsuspecting tourists. Or maybe it's fun I guess. I dunno...
but
I thought this was the biggest snail I'd ever seen.
But that was only until we went to dinner a few nights later after it had rained ALOT
That, my friends, is when I actually saw the largest snail in the world!
Imagine a grapefruit. Now use your mind powers to turn that into a snail shell and then picture like this big overcooked New York Strip loin, no it was bigger think porterhouse.... writhing around in it sliminess. *shutter*
My kids wanted to take it home to be our beloved pet :)
Yah, no kidding! That thing's the size of a small dog.
(Yes i am feeling the shame of missing that photo op. Try not to rub it in too mucho)
thanks,
mgmnt.
*just for fun*....now that you've read the whole post go back and look at how the snail looks like a snail shaped rootbeer popsicle.
SLURP :)
